Philip J. Fry

Backtagging/Late Tags: Yes. Please. I live on these.
Threadhopping/Threadjacking: Yep.
Canon-puncturing: Sure.
Offensive subjects: Sure.
Hugging this character: Yep.
Kissing this character: Yep.
Flirting with this character: Yep.
Punching this character: Go ahead.
Fighting with this character: Sure.
Torturing/Injuring this character: Yes, but we need to talk.
Killing this character: Talk first, kill Fry later.

Using telepathy/mind-reading abilities: No. Fry is immune to these abilities.
Anything that shouldn’t be mentioned near this character?: Not that I can think of.